May 2012
4 posts
Note to self
Fifty cents off does not make Buying light cigarettes worth it.
“Well, one day you’re there, and then all of a sudden there’s less of you. And you wonder where that part went. If it’s living somewhere outside of you, and you keep thinking… Maybe you’ll get it back. And then you realize it’s just gone.”
April 2012
24 posts
I feel like crap
cue realization that I haven’t eaten in 12 hours
Also,
when I’m stuck at work and have nothing to do, why do I obsessively check tumblr and facebook instead of studying for the test I have tomorrow? I guess I just don’t want to sleep tonight.
I wish I still liked whiskey
but have you ever done that thing where you drink a lot of whiskey and then the next morning roll over in bed and pick the bottle up from the nightstand and smell it just to clear your sinuses enough to breathe cause you also smoked like two packs of cigarettes cause you drank so much whiskey?
tartpops asked: "i just want a cigaretteonly twenty minutes of work left. i mean. one break for a five hour shift?for real?come on. COME ON." -- please let this be a Gob reference? Pleasepleasepleaseplease <3
i just want a cigarette
only twenty minutes of work left.
i mean.
one break for a five hour shift?
for real?
come on.
COME ON.
you know how i was nervous about that nsfw page?
well, i’m actually at work. looking at tumblr. and all of a sudden four dicks are on my screen. shit!
It sucks
when you are following that ONE feed that is NSFW and makes you feel all nervous. Like, shit, is a vagina gonna pop up or my screen right now or am I cool?
mistercodystrickland:
and god said, ‘let them drink from the fountains of wayne’.
February 2012
1 post
January 2012
4 posts
“finally that pussy ass whining frodo is dead and fucking sam can get some shit...”
– Jake Roberts
December 2011
12 posts
Bluth Company. George Michael speaking, not Kitty.
What do you do
when you find out someone close to you is a huge shithead?
i drank some egg nog
ratjar:
architextual:
evan williams egg nog and i am a little tipsy right now. i didn’t even mean to get tipsy, i just wanted some fucking egg nog and all we had was alcoholic egg nog.
leanin on dat nog yeah boyee
i made homemade egg nog the other day! with rum. and it was good. i think rollin on dat egg nog sounds better than leanin :)
November 2011
14 posts
